HAPPY DIWALI JOKES 2016

By | November 2, 2015

Happy Diwali Jokes 2015 Which You Can Share With your friends , family & everyone , hope you’ll like best happy diwali jokes.

HAPPY DIWALI JOKES….

Santa: How will a married man
Celebrate a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad…??
Santa: No. By sending his wife
To her parents’ place..!!

 

 

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

 

 

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
Lots of crackers or phuljhari

 

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te
hai to pahle light dhekhai deti
hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh
aage hai aur kaan piche

 

 

Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place :P
Happy Deepavali
Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds
Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali to All

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

 

 

Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

 

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